Winkin Shark & Rammstein Steamroller

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Winkin Shark & Rammstein Steamroller

Postby DJGamer » 21 Mar 2012, 06:06

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New! "Repeat" by Rammstein Steamroller:

"Repeat"

Re
Repeat
Repeat this

Re
Repeat
Repeat this

Re
Repeat
Repeat this

Re
Repeat
Repeat this

Re
Repeat
Repeat this
Repeat this
Repeat this again
Repeat this again
Repeat this again
Oh gawd it never ends

Will you sing this now once more,
Although you've sung it all before?

Nein
Nein

I know it's repetitive
But I hope you'll be one to forgive

Nein
Nein

Re
Repeat
Repeat this

Re
Repeat
Repeat this

Re
Repeat
Repeat this
Repeat this
Repeat this again
Repeat this again
Repeat this again
Oh gawd it never ends

Quite soon this song will catch on
You'll know all of the words before long

Nein
Oder ist es ja?

It will be stuck in your head
Right until it is up you are fed

Nein
Ten

Will you sing this now once more,
Although you've sung it all before?

Nein
Nein

* - "Oder ist es ja?" is supposed to mean "Or is it yes?". Any German people on the forum feel free to tell me if it's mistranslated or not.

The next Rammstein Steamroller song will be a parody of "Mein Herz Brennt", called "$0.99"

I recall the days back when
Music had a format that I could touch
Now we've got iPods oh so thin
All getting to be a bit too much

But the iTunes store is oh so cool
And I see they've got quite a selection
You can download that song by Tool
At a price that makes the upmost sense:
Ninety-nine cents!

Technology is way advanced
MP3s and MP4s and more
These formats leave me so entranced
16 Gigabytes means lots of songs to store

I love the new iPod I bought
Can't wait to give all these great songs a listen
It's not quite as bad as I thought
And at least it's cheaper than my rent
At ninety-nine cents!

Ninety-nine cents!

Why do I buy all these CDs?
They all just clutter up my place like garbage
Now I think we can all agree
That suddenly the old way seems so savage

Why did I hate this, I forgot
My iPod's shiny new, look at it glisten
I really like this thing a lot
File-sharers they must all be dense
It's only ninety-nine cents!

Ninety-nine cents!

Ninety-nine cents!

Ninety-nine cents!

Ninety-nine cents!

Ninety-nine cents!

Ninety-nine cents!

(Ninety-nine...)

Ninety-nine cents!

I also have a parody of "Mein Teil" called "MyRaum (MySpace)" which is pretty good but obviously very outdated. lol

The I've got "English" a parody of "Engel" but I'm not sure it's quite as good and it's slightly offensive.

I'd post the lyrics for the Winkin Shark songs-but I'll save that for later. Feel free to comment on any of the songs already posted on the site. I'm hoping to form a proper band sometime in the future so there might be less midi-ish versions of these songs at some point.
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Re: Winkin Shark & Rammstein Steamroller

Postby DJGamer » 24 Mar 2012, 21:41

Suddenly had some inspiration to write a brand new parody-this time for Ten Inch Tails (Nine Inch Nails parody-let the meaning of the name sink in for a bit).

"Something I Already Have"

Verse 1:
It seems like it was just yesterday
It had sparse extra features but I bought it anyway
A few months have passed and I see this week's ads
The deluxe 6-D Blu Ray Edition's here and it makes me-kind of mad

Chorus:
How much do I have to pay?
How much do I have to pay?
Another re-release
But I know I can't help myself
How much do I have to pay?
How much do I have to pay?
I just want something
I just want something I already have

Verse 2:
I simply can't resist buying it now
Never-before-seen-footage that is just sure to wow
They could've included this stuff from the start
If this keeps on happening it might tear my wallet appart

Come on tell me

(Chorus)

Bridge:
All this double-dipping's such a shame
Besides all the new features now
The movie's still the same
Except the Star Wars set I bought last week
Just a fading f-in' reminder of how good they used to be

So please tell me

(Chorus)

I just want something I already have
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Re: Winkin Shark & Rammstein Steamroller

Postby DJGamer » 09 Feb 2013, 09:38

"Potter"
Parody of "Bother" by Stone Sour
By J.D. Parody


I patiently stand outside
I guess I'll have to wait
Time passes and I grow madder
I need to empty my bladder

I drank so much water
It flowed straight through me
Will you be much longer?
I've waited some time
But I've really got to pee

I have to go but you don't care
It's just no fair at all
As my blader starts to protest
You're looking through Reader's Digest

I hope that you'll be done soon
We've only got one bathroom
As time's slowly advancing
I continue my pee-dancing

Sorry if you're bothered
By my pestering
My eyes they start to water
Just reminding me more
Of how much I've got to pee

I have to try to hold it in
Won't last long at this rate
Just what are you doing in there?
This is much more than I can bare

You sit there on the potter
Ignoring my pleas
I won't last much longer
I've waited some time
But I've really got to pee

I'm not really sure how
It has come to this
I finally see now
Figuratively

You simply don't give a shit

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Just one of a couple songs I've got in the pipeline right now. I also set up a YouTube page a few months back: http://www.youtube.com/jdparody
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